As I sit here nursing my swollen surgically operated shoulder, I am assimilated into the world of the handicapped. No more flailing and wiggling of my right meat-hook, instead getting raw with the southpaw style, yo Adrian!!! The past few weeks was spent ingesting as many pain killers as I can get my hands on, this means everything! Oxy's, percocet, and even the occasional ibuprofen. Pussy shit. As well as left handed operation of utensils: both writing and eating, out the window. So useless! I'm slowly being able to type with two hands so all hope is not lost. One of my biggest vices, giggling thinking about it, is now the duty of sinistral number 2. Porn is a good way to pass the time. As I have found. In fact! 2 undisclosed individuals (ehren & teegle) almost caught me in the act! I was so serious....the stern look of focus; not even a slight crack of a grin.
Getting situated to where I can rub one off is a cumbersome task in its own, yet all my free time has allowed for the viewing of many adult classics.
Lara Croft: Womb Raider
Snatch Adams
The Da Vinci Load
Cockodile Dundee
Shindler's Fist
Just to name a few.
If Sean Connery didn't land a role in 007, he could easily have done porn. I mean c'mon, look at him! A great build, hairy chest, and a mustache he just mustache you questions with. Along with an incredible intellect and wit. Jap Anus relations. Anal bum cover. The penis mightier!
Porn and painkillers in one blog post? Nate Hout, please continue for you have my internetz attention. And, um, good luck with that useless limb. I don't even know why exactly you had operations on it.
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